P.S.  It gets even better around 1:30

THE DRUMMER KC

It’s hard to believe that the faster you drum, the cooler you are, every time. THE DRUMMER KC has made a livelyhood out of this caveot, which he will milk like a diseased crackwhore’s syphilis tit until he dies of something really fucking extreme. It is impossible that this guy can live past age 40, because everybody knows that the brighter the flame, the faster the wick, or whatever. This guy showed up to our prom, and literally did a drum solo for 40 minutes, rockin’ a hat bedazzled with “Proms Rock” across the front. I know what I want to do when I grow up.

On a side note, why has THE DRUMMER KC not been elected their leader?

Well instead there’s this:

Sure that’s nice and all but what should really get you going is “Land Before Time” three ways:

Chances are if you type in your favorite cartoon into google and then add “porn” to the end of it there’s bound to be some image horrifying enough to keep you up at nights and make you wonder if you still have a penis.

One image can ruin a childhood but no amount of showers can wash away the guilt.

I was hesitant about including this into the blog…but this blog is the not safe for anywhere humor blog, I had to. Sorry everyone.

*edit* Found this while looking up the background of how what happened could ever happen. 

I believe that this movie stands to win double oscars for most unlikely movie to be greenlighted by a production house and most horrifying movie poster, simultaneously.

2. Also, a potential internet phenomenon, read the description, the video isn’t anything:

Joseph was killed tragically when my husband and I used him selfishly in a game of “bait the snake”. Anal eroticism can be a beautiful and very personal thing shared between two consenting partners…only we did not take into consideration Josephs feelings. While he was inside of my husbands rectum, he broke out of the safety bag and proceeded to climb his way deep inside of my husband causing him great physical pain. There he lived for many hours until he finally suffocated to death. My husband and I tried valiantly to rescue him..but he went too deep and he was lost. My husband finally passed his body earlier today and we buried him in our small pet cometary on my mothers property. We hope there he will find some small measure of peace. 

We have decided to discontinue the use of our pets in our games and from now on will only be using pets we buy specifically for sex and then kill immediately after. This way no more animals are harmed for our selfish pleasures.

I love you Joseph, more than you ever knew

thanks to Zach Huber

Here is a tidbit of the blog from a January 6th post:

“Let’s start this wonderful cartoon journey with sexy scenes of famous cartoon housewives getting down and showing all those sexy curves. They look hotter than you ever imagined and they are ready for committing sins. On the other hand you got this insatiable Velma gets a taste of animal sex with that crazy dog Scooby Doo that goes mental after ramming her horny cunt. Even busty looking Pocahontas gets surprised when young Indian boy approaches her from the back and starts licking her delicious red vagina. Lot of big cartoon porn surprises are still hidden inside!

Hard doesn’t even begin to describe my penis right now.

More to come on this lovely internet porn meme.